What do you get when a chicken and a cheetah cross?
Fast food!
A man and his wife go out one evening. A few minutes before they leave, they let the cat outside. The taxi arrives. As they step outside, the cat runs back inside. The wife goes and sits in the taxi while the husband goes back inside to get the cat. Not wanting the driver to know that there will be nobody home, she says,"My husbaband went inside to say good-bye to his mother." A short while later, the husband returns and says "I'm sorry, the old thing hid under the bed, and I had to poke her with a coathanger to get her to come out."
why did the cat love to play on the computer?
because it saw the mouse
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?
A: A dead ant.
WELL thats it for now. [I got them all from www.animaljokes.net so go there for more!
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